I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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