i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
