woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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