i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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