What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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