I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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