sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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