Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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