singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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