But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Porn is love you can see.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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