he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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