I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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