I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
