i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
What a dumb baby whore.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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