i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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