If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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