What a fucking waste of an outfit
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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