Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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