Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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