Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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