Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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