there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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