Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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