Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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