she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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