i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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