no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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