Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This is the high leading the old right now
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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