this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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