We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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