Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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