i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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