I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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