glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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