oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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