Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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