I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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