He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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