Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
