People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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