Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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