I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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