it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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