Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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