Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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