Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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