so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Actions speak louder than pants.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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