That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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