thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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