Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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