One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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I need you to use more vowels.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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