so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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