Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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