Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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